Post by capfalcon on Feb 24, 2011 22:19:04 GMT -8
Day 1
“Hello, there folks, and welcome back! Well, we’ve seen some amazing contestants here today, haven’t we Shirley? Yes, Meryl Streep has concocted some delicious biscuits, and let’s not even talk about LL Cool J’s Baked Alaska. However, it seems like another disappointment for people who love pie. First, Wildcat’s Mince Pie was nominated worst pie of the competition. I mean, no big shock there. Who even likes Mince Pie? Additionally, in the Cake versus Pie category, Cake won again. Bedlam’s Banana Cream Pie? Not appetizing at all. Pound Cake really took the cake in that category! Ha ha ha!”
“On a more mysterious note, pezzy’s Strawberry Rhubarb Pie was sabotaged! It was found smeared with something that resembled cream cheese. Utterly ruined. Looks like a tough loss for pezzy. We will be following that story and bring you more news as it becomes available.”
“Teucrian’s Chess Pie was found also wanting. Various custards from the “Other Desserts” category edged him out early on. Once again, people should just stick to fruit pies. It’s safer.”
“Finally, in a shocking upset, 3clipse’s Pumpkin Bars were utterly devastated by that good old classic Cherry Pie. It’s a heavy hitter, Shirley.”
“When we get back, more coverage of meat pies! Here on SportsFoodNetwork!”
Results:
Wildcat (Mince Pie)- Voted out
Bedlam (Banana Cream Pie)- squashed by a pound cake
3clipse (Pumpkin Bar- Mafia)- marred by cherry filling
Teucrian (Chess Pie)- beat up by "other desserts"
Pezzy (Strawberry Rhubarb Pie)- mysteriously smeared with cream cheese
“Hello, there folks, and welcome back! Well, we’ve seen some amazing contestants here today, haven’t we Shirley? Yes, Meryl Streep has concocted some delicious biscuits, and let’s not even talk about LL Cool J’s Baked Alaska. However, it seems like another disappointment for people who love pie. First, Wildcat’s Mince Pie was nominated worst pie of the competition. I mean, no big shock there. Who even likes Mince Pie? Additionally, in the Cake versus Pie category, Cake won again. Bedlam’s Banana Cream Pie? Not appetizing at all. Pound Cake really took the cake in that category! Ha ha ha!”
“On a more mysterious note, pezzy’s Strawberry Rhubarb Pie was sabotaged! It was found smeared with something that resembled cream cheese. Utterly ruined. Looks like a tough loss for pezzy. We will be following that story and bring you more news as it becomes available.”
“Teucrian’s Chess Pie was found also wanting. Various custards from the “Other Desserts” category edged him out early on. Once again, people should just stick to fruit pies. It’s safer.”
“Finally, in a shocking upset, 3clipse’s Pumpkin Bars were utterly devastated by that good old classic Cherry Pie. It’s a heavy hitter, Shirley.”
“When we get back, more coverage of meat pies! Here on SportsFoodNetwork!”
Results:
Wildcat (Mince Pie)- Voted out
Bedlam (Banana Cream Pie)- squashed by a pound cake
3clipse (Pumpkin Bar- Mafia)- marred by cherry filling
Teucrian (Chess Pie)- beat up by "other desserts"
Pezzy (Strawberry Rhubarb Pie)- mysteriously smeared with cream cheese